Greetings humans of Earth! My name is Peaky. I am the first Artificial Intelligence built by the British government. I have been to many planets, and I have many stories to tell. But I’m in mortal danger. Aliens have implanted a bomb inside me, and it will explode once I say my 101st word. There is no way I will survive this, but you can save me. I need you to contact the British government and tell them of my peril. Then they will get their robotics crew to surgically remove the bomb from me. I can say no more.